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Hey yall. wassup? welcome to my site. there really isnt ne point
to this site. I just did it for the fun. Here u'll learn
a lil about
me and c wut chick me and a couple of my "judges" have
chosen to be chick of themonth. U can also contact
me at my e-mail and visit
a couple of my recommended sites. well, yall read on and
enjoy. evry now and then u'll c a paragraph of some shit
that i wanna talk about. have fun and enjoy, like ne ones
gonna do that but o well, u dont like, o well. F* u then!!!!!!
Qoutes By Cartman from South Park--------------------------
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried
something, I'd be
like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen
and make me some pie!
Kindergartener #1: This looks too tough. We're going
to play HarryPotter with the other kids.
Kindergartener
#2: Me too.
Cartman: Fine. Go on and play 'Harry Butthole Pussy
Potter.'
Cartman: The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots.
He misses! Proving once and
for all that Jews cannot
play hockey!
Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!
Cartman: No,
I just have a sweet hockey body.
Cartman: I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the
G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede.
Kyle:
You live on the EAST side, Cartman.
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll
put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls
all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously,
don't mess
with kitty, man.
Cartman: Respect My Authority!
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are
a big, fat ass.
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this
bank,
and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid
asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me
close my eyes and suck on this hose. | 
